:03:01
My first impression is that you have none
of the qualities we seek from a flatmate.
:03:06
I'm talking about things like presence,
charisma, style and charm.
:03:09
I don't think we're asking too much,
or being unreasonable.
:03:13
Take David here. An accountant
he may be, but at least he tries hard.
:03:17
Trouble is, I just don't think you're trying.
:03:20
Hey, Cameron, I mean this. Good luck.
:03:34
- Just a few questions.
- What about your hobbies?
:03:37
- Why do you want a room here?
- Do you smoke?
:03:39
When you sacrifice a goat and rip
its heart out, do you summon hellfire?
:03:43
It's a straightforward question.
Either you're divorced or you're not.
:03:47
- Or do you just send out for a pizza?
- Do a little freebase, maybe?
:03:50
How do you decide
which shade of black to wear?
:03:53
OK, I'm going to play you
just a few seconds of this tape.
:03:56
Name the song, the lead singer,...
:03:59
..and three hit singles subsequently
recorded by him with another band.
:04:13
Let me get this straight.
This affair that you're "not" having,...
:04:17
..is it not with a man
or not with a woman?
:04:19
Turning very briefly
to corporate financing...
:04:22
No, this is important. Leveraged buyouts:
a good or a bad thing?
:04:26
When did anyone last
say to you these exact words:
:04:29
"You are the sunshine of my life"?
:04:34
And how would you react, then,
if I told you I was the Antichrist?
:04:42
Do you like my picture?
:04:55
Defeat. Defeat. Defeat.
:04:58
Sporting, personal, financial,
professional, sexual and everything.