:34:26
All right, Slammo,
who the hell are you?
:34:29
Come on, man! What are
you buzzing me for?
:34:35
Because apparently, Ditch, you needed
a tour guide to find your way here.
:34:39
- What took you so long?
- What I don't understand, lady,
:34:43
is how you're still vertical.
Why don't we start there, all right?
:34:48
The woman you saw falling
wasn't me.
:34:50
It was a female body dressed
in an orange jumpsuit.
:34:54
The suits from your jump center
were easy enough to copy.
:34:59
Okay. Okay, I'm startin'
to catch on, I think.
:35:03
So you unhook while I'm up front
checkin' for traffic, and then--
:35:06
She jumps. She max-tracks into
the blind spot behind your plane.
:35:10
A body drops from the plane
above you: mine.
:35:14
Shadowing above.
:35:16
You look out, see her falling.
Or think you do.
:35:19
Actually, I'm on my way
landing a mile off.
:35:21
I see.
:35:23
Yeah, I was this close
to puttin' it together.
:35:26
Of course you were.
:35:28
All right, so you've fooled
a guy who can't get his
sideburns even when he shaves.
:35:32
- What about the coroner?
- Terminal velocity.
:35:36
How fast does
an unstable body fall?
:35:38
110, 120 miles an hour?
:35:41
- Y eah, about 110, 120--
- Miles an hour.
:35:46
Well, forget the dental records.
Her teeth are Chicklets.
:35:49
What about fingerprints?
You could still l.D. her that way.
:35:52
But they wouldn't, not if
there was a simpler way.
:35:57
Like all of us on the ground
tellin' the cops who it was.