:18:02
you could've married
Elliot Firestone,
:18:04
the man who invented the wheel.
:18:07
Instead you picked
Fred Flintstone,
:18:09
the man who invented
the excuse.
:18:12
Let me tell you something, Pearl..
I'm not going to be a nobody all my life.
:18:16
One of these days, I'm gonna be
a somebody, a real somebody!
:18:19
We'll live in luxury, and Wilma
will have everything she deserves.
:18:23
When that day comes,
you'll be so busy eatin' crow...
:18:26
you'll be passing feathers
for a month!
:18:29
Oh, you poor, poor dear.
:18:32
And when I think of all the sacrifices
your father made for you.
:18:38
Lambs, oxen,
:18:40
your brother Jerry.
:18:43
- Well..
- Oh, Wilma.
:18:45
Do your mother a favor.
:18:48
Just call Elliot Firestone.
:18:50
Even if things don't work out,
:18:52
he can give you
a great deal on some tires.
:18:56
- Yes, Mother.
- Byesie-bye.
:18:58
I'll show her.
I'll show everybody.
:19:01
I know you will, Fred.
:19:03
- Call me fatso.
- Let's get some sleep.
:19:28
Hey, what's the special?
:19:40
This job sucks.
:19:46
- What you got today?
- Lizard and onions. Want half?
:19:48
Sure.
:19:54
I hear that eatin'
too much red meat is bad for you.
:19:57
What a load of bunk.
:19:59
My father ate it every day of his life;
he lived to the ripe old age of 38.