:13:00
Some jerk...
:13:01
...we can really push around.
:13:05
You punch in at 8:30 every a.m.,
at 7:30 a.m. following a business holiday...
:13:09
...unless it's a Monday, then it's 8:00.
:13:11
- Punch in late and they dock you.
- This goes to seven! Urgent.
:13:15
Incoming articles get a voucher.
Outgoing articles provide a voucher.
:13:19
Move any article without a voucher,
they dock you!
:13:21
Take this up to the secretarial pool
on three! ASAP!
:13:24
Letter-size, a green voucher!
Folder-size, a yellow voucher!
:13:26
Parcel-size, a maroon voucher!
:13:28
This is for Morgatross! Chop-chop!
:13:30
Wrong color voucher and they dock you!
:13:33
6-7-8-7-0-4-9-Alpha-6!
:13:36
That is your employee number!
It will not be repeated!
:13:39
Without it, you can't cash your paycheck.
:13:42
All right! This goes up to 27!
:13:44
Return a waiver!
Do not return without a signed waiver!
:13:47
Inter-office mail is code 37!
Intra-office mail is 37-3.
:13:51
Outside mail is 3-37.
:13:53
Code it wrong and they dock you!
:13:55
I was supposed to have this on 28
ten minutes ago!
:13:58
This has been your orientation.
Is there anything you do not understand?
:14:03
If you have not been fully orientated,
you must file a complaint!
:14:07
File a faulty complaint, and they dock you!
:14:15
Kloppitt.
:14:17
Kloppitt, Kloppitt, Kloppitt, Kloppitt....
:14:19
Max Kloppitt.
:14:21
"Max Kloppitt, Jr."
:14:32
What do you do when the envelope
is too big for the slot?
:14:36
If you fold them, they fire you.
:14:41
I usually throw them out.
:14:49
Just got hired today.
:14:51
Terrific.
:14:53
Entry level.
:14:57
But...
:14:59
...I got big ideas.