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"The Einstein of Enterprise."
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"The Edison of Industry."
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"The Billion-Dollar Cranium!"
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"Idea Man!"
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And not one of you has given me
a story on him!
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Bunch of lamebrains!
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Facts, figures, charts.
They never sold a newspaper!
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I read this morning's Argus
and let me tell you something:
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I'd wrap a fish in it!
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I'd use it as kindling!
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I'd train my poodle on it if he wasn't
a French poodle and partial to Paris Soir.
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But I wouldn't pay a nickel
to read the thing!
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Come on, Chief, give us a break.
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Sure, Tibbs. Take a break.
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Go to Florida. Lie in the sun.
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Wait for a coconut to drop.
File a story on it.
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It'd be more of a grabber than your piece
on the county grain surplus!
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The human angle!
That's what sells papers!
:29:48
We need a front page with a heart
and the Idea Man can put it there!
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If we had more access--
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If a frog had wings
it wouldn't bump it's ass hopping.
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I don't want excuses, I want results!
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What makes the Idea Man tick?
Where's he from?