:30:01
I want to know everything about him!
Has he got a girl? Has he got parents?
:30:05
Everybody has parents.
:30:07
All right, how many?
:30:10
How about it, Parkinson?
You've been awfully quiet.
:30:14
Still waters run deep.
:30:16
Only thing deep with Parkinson
are the holes in his ears.
:30:18
Yes! Idea Man!
:30:20
What are his hopes and dreams,
his desires and aspirations?
:30:24
Does he think all the time
or a certain portion of the day?
:30:27
How tall is he? Where does he sleep?
What does he have for breakfast?
:30:30
Does he put jam on his toast
or doesn't he?
:30:33
If not, why not and since when?
:30:36
Well?
:30:38
You're useless.
:30:40
Yes. Idea Man.
:30:42
"Creator."
:30:43
"Innovator."
:30:45
"Cerebrator."
:30:47
Fake!
:30:48
I tell you, the guy's a phony.
:30:51
- Phony?
- As a $3 bill.
:30:52
- Says who?
- Says me, Amy Archer!
:30:54
Why is he an Idea Man?
Because Hudsucker says so?
:30:56
What are his ideas?
Why can't anyone interview him?
:30:59
Five bucks says she mentions her Pulitzer.
:31:02
Again? You're on.
:31:04
Look at the mug on this guy.
:31:06
The jutting eyebrows, the simian forehead,
the idiotic grin.
:31:09
He has a face only a mother could love...
:31:13
...on payday.
:31:14
The only story here is
how this guy made a monkey out of you.
:31:17
Like it or not, I'm still editor of this rag.
:31:20
I thought you were writing,
"J. Edgar Hoover: When Will He Marry?"
:31:23
- I filed it yesterday. Nice tie, Earl.
- Well, do a follow-up.
:31:26
"Hoover: Crimebuster or Pantywaist?"
:31:28
The rest of you mugs get some brains
and get me that Idea Man story!
:31:33
He's the bunk.
:31:40
I'll stake my Pulitzer on it!
:31:45
Say, buddy, where'd you get the new duds?
:31:47
Say, buddy, how did Old Bucketbutt
like his blue letter?
:31:50
Did he bust a gut? Did he die?
Well, hello, Mr. Mussburger.
:31:54
Lobby, we haven't got all day.
:31:55
Right away, Mr. Mussburger.
:31:57
How're you this fine morning, sir?