The Hudsucker Proxy
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:43:03
I designed it myself.
:43:05
This sweet baby will put Hudsucker
right back on top.

:43:11
You know, for kids.
:43:16
Why don't I just type this up?
:43:18
That won't be necessary.
I shouldn't send it.

:43:21
She's just doing her job, I guess.
:43:24
I don't know, maybe she does deserve it.
:43:27
Maybe she should have come in here
and faced you man-to-man.

:43:30
- She probably had a deadline.
- She still could've gotten your side...

:43:34
...for the record.
:43:35
It's done now. What's the use
of grousing about it?

:43:38
Forget the letter,
I just had to blow off steam.

:43:42
She's probably just a little confused.
:43:45
"Confused?"
:43:46
Probably a fast-talking career gal,
thinks she's one of the boys.

:43:50
Probably is, if you know what I mean.
:43:51
I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean.
:43:54
Probably suffers from one
of these complexes they have nowadays.

:43:57
It's obvious. She's probably
very unattractive and bitter about it.

:44:01
Is that it?
:44:03
She probably dresses in men's clothing,
drinks with the guys at the local bar...

:44:07
...hobnobs with some smooth-talking heel
reporter named Biff or Smoocher or--

:44:11
Smitty.
:44:12
Exactly. I bet she's ugly, real ugly.
:44:15
Otherwise, why isn't her picture
next to her byline?

:44:17
Maybe she puts her work
ahead of her personal appearance.

:44:21
I bet that's what she tells herself.
:44:23
But you and I know
she's a dried-up, bitter old maid.

:44:27
How about we grab a little dinner
and a show after work?

:44:29
I was thinking maybe The King and I?
:44:33
How about Oklahoma?
:44:34
You don't know a thing about that woman!
:44:37
You don't know who she really is!
Only a numbskull thinks he knows things...

:44:41
...about things he knows nothing about.
:44:45
Say, what gives?

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