1:10:01
...where you would die
like a miserable Schwein.
1:10:04
Yes, the principle is the same...
1:10:06
...except for the piece of grit
they put in to make the experience...
1:10:11
...more pleasant.
1:10:13
Yes, it's hula-hula everywhere!
1:10:15
From the parties of the Park Avenue
smart set...
1:10:21
...to sweethearts who want
to be married in the swing of things.
1:10:29
Did the board consider you an "Idea Man"
when they promoted you?
1:10:33
I guess. I don't think they promoted me
because they thought I was a schmo.
1:10:36
What's the next big idea for you
and Hudsucker Industries?
1:10:40
I don't know. An idea like this sweet baby
doesn't just come overnight.
1:10:43
Although, I'll tell you one thing:
I certainly didn't expect all this hoopla.
1:10:48
You can quote me on that.
1:10:58
Rumpus Magazine has called you
the most eligible bachelor of the year.
1:11:01
And society pages have been linking you
with fashion model Za-Za.
1:11:04
There's no truth to the rumors.
We're just dear friends. Isn't that right?
1:11:15
How do you respond to the charges that
you're out of ideas? Have you run dry?
1:11:20
Not at all. Just this week I came up
with several new sweet ideas.
1:11:24
A larger model Hula Hoop for the portly,
a battery option for the lazy or spastic.
1:11:29
A model with extra sand
for the hard-of-hearing.
1:11:31
I'm earning my keep.
1:11:33
Speaking of that,
do you expect to get a raise?
1:11:36
By anyone's account I single-handedly
have saved Hudsucker Industries.
1:11:40
Our stock is worth more now than ever.
Yes, I expect to be compensated for that.