:51:14
The guy is a goddamned
used car salesman.
:51:17
This keeps getting better and better!
:51:21
I'm sorry.
I know this has gotta be painful.
:51:23
But you gotta admit it's funny.
If it was just some idiot, not you...
:51:26
you'd be laughing your ass off.
:51:29
One born every minute.
:51:32
It wants you too.
Feel it vibrate?
:51:36
- Say, how about a little spin?
- Sure.
:51:41
See, it's not just a car.
It's a total image. An identity.
:51:44
You have to go for it.
This isn't some high-tech sports car.
:51:47
To tell you the truth,
it doesn't even handle that great.
:51:49
But that's not the idea, is it?
:51:51
What are we talking about here?
Pussy, right?
:51:56
Absolutely.
:52:01
Let's face it.
The 'Vette gets 'em wet.
:52:04
But it's not enough.
:52:07
If you really want to close escrow,
you gotta have an angle.
:52:12
I suppose you have an angle.
:52:14
It's killer.
:52:15
I mean, look at me.
I'm not that much to look at.
:52:18
No, no, no.
I can be honest.
:52:21
But I got 'em lining up,
and not just the skanks either.
:52:24
- Well, some are.
- What's your angle?
:52:28
No, sorry. Trade secret.
:52:31
Okay, just ask yourself:
:52:33
What do women really want?
:52:35
You take these bored housewives
married to the same guy for years.
:52:38
They're stuck in a rut.
They need some release.
:52:40
The promise of adventure,
a hint of danger.
:52:44
I create that for them.
:52:46
So basically you're lying
your ass off the whole time.
:52:48
- I couldn't do that.
- What are you, a Boy Scout?
:52:51
Think of it as playing a role.
It's fantasy.
:52:53
You gotta work on their dreams...
:52:55
get them out of their daily
suburban grind for a few hours.
:52:59
- What about their husbands?
- Dickless!