:57:04
Yeah, well did it work?
:57:05
Well,
:57:09
Didn't help your pinball, did it?
:57:10
No. Yeah, well, you know. I haven't... I haven't killed anyone lately.
:57:15
Not lately? Well, that's good, you're cured, then.
:57:24
I mean, there's these breeds of monkeys, right, and all they do
is have sex, like, all the time, y'know.
:57:29
And, uh, they turn out to be, like, the least violent,
the most peaceful, the most happy, y'know, so I mean,
:57:35
maybe fooling around is not so bad.
:57:37
Are you talking about monkeys?
:57:38
Yes. I'm talking about monkeys.
:57:40
Ah, I thought so, yeah.
:57:41
Why?
:57:42
You know, I never heard this one, but it reminds me of, like, this perfect, y'know,
:57:45
male argument to justify them fooling around.
:57:48
No, no, no. Woman monkeys are fooling around, too. Everybody's fooling around.
:57:54
Yeah, that's cute. You know, I have this awful paranoid thought, that
:57:57
feminism was mostly invented by men, so they could, like, fool around a little more.
:58:01
You know, women, free your minds, free your bodies,
sleep with me. We're all happy and free as long as
:58:06
I can fuck as much as I want.
:58:09
Alright, alright, alright. But maybe, maybe
there's some biological things at work here.
:58:14
I mean, if you had an island, right, and there were
:58:17
99 women on the island, and only one man, in a year,
you'd have the possibility of 99 babies.
:58:23
But if you have an island with 99 men, and only one woman,
in a year, you'd have the possibility of only one baby. So...
:58:31
So. You know what?
:58:33
What?
:58:33
On this island, y'know, I think that there will only be, like, maybe 43 men left.
:58:37
Because they would kill each other, trying to fuck this poor woman, you know what I mean?
:58:41
And on the other island, there would be 99 women, 99 babies,
:58:45
and no more man,
:58:47
because they would have all gotten together, and eaten him alive.
:58:49
Oh yeah?
:58:50
Yeah.
:58:50
Yeah? Yeah? See... see, I think there's something to that.
I think on some level, women don't mind the idea of destroying a man, y'know. Like
:58:58
I was once walking down the street with my ex-girlfriend, y'know,
right, and we just walked by these, like, real four,