Billy Madison
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:10:06
Oh, Billy, Billy boy.
:10:08
When are you gonna find
whatever it is you're lookin' for?

:10:12
Here's a nice piece of shit.
:10:20
My, oh, my. Wait till old man Clemens
realises it's a bag of shit.

:10:25
He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit.
:10:28
Who got the lighter?
:10:30
Come on.
:10:41
Light it.
:10:47
(rings doorbell)
:10:52
Oh, my God! Old man Clemens hates shit!
:10:55
Shh. Here he comes!
:10:56
Who the hell is it? What do you want?
:10:59
Judas Priest, Barbara!
One of those flaming bags again!

:11:02
(Barbara ) Don't put it out
with your boots, Ted.

:11:04
Don't tell me my business, devil woman.
:11:07
Call the fire department.
This one's outta control(!)

:11:15
(sniffs )
:11:20
It's poop again!
:11:21
He called the shit ''poop''!
:11:25
This is the best night of my life!
:11:28
I'll get you damn kids for this!
You're all gonna die!

:11:36
Billy, could you step in here
for a moment?

:11:39
I have big news.
:11:41
Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!
:11:45
Feel those kicks!
He's gonna be a soccer player. He is.

:11:49
He is.
:11:55
All right, what's up?
:11:58
I've had to face
some hard truths tonight, Billy.


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