Billy Madison
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- Can everyone say hello to Billy?
- Hello, Billy.

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Hi.
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Billy is going to be sharing our fun
and learning for the next two weeks.

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Billy is special,
just like each and every one of you.

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And what do we do to our special people?
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All right. All right.
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Billy, why don't you take a seat
right up front here?

:19:35
And we can start story time.
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You got a misshaped head.
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Thank you.
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The Puppy Who Lost His Way
by Chrissy Taylor.

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''One fine morning...
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..a puppy popped his puppy paws
out of his puppy house.''

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''This was no ordinary puppy.''
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''This puppy was the happiest puppy
in the whole world.''

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''In fact, his name was Happy.
Happy looked through the bushes...''

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'''I'll never let you get lost again',
cried the little boy,...

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..who was so happy
that he gave Happy a kiss...

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..on his wet little puppy nose.''
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''The end.''
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy.
The part of the story I don't like...

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..is that the little boy gave up
looking for Happy after an hour.

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He didn't put posters up. He just sat
on the porch like a goon and waited.

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That little boy's gotta think:
you got a pet, you got a responsibility.

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If your dog gets lost, you don't look
for an hour then call it quits.

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You get your ass out there
and you find that fuckin' dog!


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