:31:02
(Carl) Everybody's having
a good time but you.
:31:04
Spoilt snot. Get outta here.
:31:08
Let me ask you something, Carl.
You started here, what, 25 years ago?
:31:13
Night bellboy at the Philadelphia Madison?
:31:16
After all your hard work, how would you
feel working for some punk kid like Billy?
:31:22
Could be worse.
:31:27
That's nice.
:31:31
Man, I'm so nervous.
First and second grade were easy,...
:31:34
..but social studies, division?
This is gonna be tough.
:31:40
Man, I'm so nervous.
First and second grade were easy,...
:31:43
..but social studies, division?
This is gonna be tough.
:31:46
Relax, dude.
:31:49
Jackpot.
:31:51
- Good morning, class.
- Good morning, Miss Vaughn.
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We're gonna start today by reading
a short story entitled ''My Sister Fanny''.
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Quiet.
:32:03
OK, so let's all open up
our Reading is Fun books to page 69.
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69!
:32:12
Class, say hello to Billy Madison.
:32:15
Hello, Billy Madison.
:32:18
Billy is a nuisance.
He will be gone in two weeks.
:32:21
I apologise for this inconvenience.
:32:25
- Jeez! What's up her butt?
- What was that, Billy?
:32:29
I said ''Reading is good.''
:32:32
Can we start the story now?
:32:37
Dan, you may begin.
:32:40
''O... o... once...
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..th... th... there w... was...
:32:44
..a g... g... girl...
:32:47
..who w...''
:32:49
- He can't even read.
- Cut it out, dude.
:32:52
You're gonna get us in trouble.
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''..p... p... p... p...''
:32:58
T... t... t... today, junior!