1:08:02
~ We're here to help you, Billy
1:08:05
~ Get back in school to stay
1:08:08
~ You gotta work real hard and stick it out
1:08:11
~ Till graduation day
1:08:14
~ Hey, kids, it's me
1:08:17
~ I bet you thought that I was dead
1:08:21
~ But when I fell over I just broke my leg
1:08:24
~ And got a haemorrhage in my head
1:08:28
~ There are obstacles in the way
1:08:31
- ~ But together we shall overcome
- ~ Overcome
1:08:35
~ Cos you can't break our spirit
and you can't kill our dream
1:08:40
~ Do you have any more gum,
more gum, more gum, more gum?
1:08:45
~ Do you have any more gum?
1:08:55
Oh. Hello, kids.
1:08:58
Mr Anderson, is that you?
1:09:00
Oh.
1:09:01
Yes, actually, it is.
1:09:04
This is just... Well, this is...
1:09:08
Normally I don't allow children to be
in my home without parental supervision.
1:09:13
So why don't you just run on... Oh, boy.
1:09:16
It sure is great to have all you kids come
surprise me like this at my home, but I...
1:09:22
Mr Anderson, Billy said the stuff
that you said didn't happen.
1:09:25
Is he lying or are you lying?
1:09:28
Oh, well, listen, kids.
It's not always as simple as all that.
1:09:36
The statement I made about Billy Madison
was and is completely untrue.
1:09:40
No.
1:09:41
I know now that I shall
never escape my fate...
1:09:44
- ..as the Revolting Blob.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1:09:49
(Anderson ) It's something
I must learn to live with.
1:09:53
Joyce?
1:09:55
What a mess.
1:09:58
First this psycho goes on TV,
lies, then retracts it.