:03:00
It's not even 8:30,
and Murray is paging me.
:03:03
He is so possessive.
:03:04
This weekend he called me,
:03:06
and he's all, Where were you today?
:03:08
Dionne and her boyfriend Murray
:03:10
are in this dramatic relationship.
:03:12
I think they've seen
that lke and Tina Turner movie
:03:14
just too many times.
:03:15
Now, I have to say to her...
:03:18
Why do you put up with it?
You could do better.
:03:21
I know. Shh. Here he comes.
:03:26
Woman, why don't you
be answering any of my pages?
:03:28
I hate when you call me woman.
:03:29
Where you been all weekend?
:03:31
You jeepin' behind my back?
:03:32
Jeepin'.
:03:34
No! But speaking of vehicular sex,
:03:36
perhaps you can explain
how this Kmart hair extension
:03:39
got into the backseat of your car.
:03:41
I don't know where that came from.
:03:44
That looks like one of
your stringy something or anothers.
:03:47
I do not wear polyester hair, O.K.?
:03:49
Unlike Shawanna.
:03:51
Dee, I'm Audi.
:03:52
Bye.
:03:53
That's it. I've had it with you.
:03:55
Is it that time of the month again?
:03:57
I don't know why
:03:59
Dionne's going out
with a high school boy.
:04:01
They're like dogs.
:04:03
You have to clean them and feed them.
:04:05
They're just like
these nervous creatures
:04:06
that jump and slobber all over you.
:04:08
Ew! Get off of me!
:04:10
[Crash]
:04:11
Oh, as if!
:04:13
Should all oppressed people
be allowed refuge in America?
:04:18
Amber will take the con position.
:04:20
Cher will be pro.
:04:22
Cher, two minutes.
:04:24
So. O.K.
:04:27
Like, right now, for example,
:04:29
the Haiti-ans need to come to America.
:04:32
Some people are all,
:04:34
What about
the strain on our resources?
:04:36
Like, when I had this garden party
:04:38
for my father's birthday, right?
:04:39
I said RSVP because
it was a sit-down dinner.
:04:42
But people came that,
like, did not RSVP,
:04:45
so I was, like, totally buggin'.
:04:47
I had to haul ass to the kitchen,
:04:50
redistribute the food,
squish in extra place settings.
:04:53
By the end of the day,
:04:55
it was, like, the more the merrier.
:04:56
So if the government
could just get to the kitchen,
:04:59
rearrange some things,