:06:01
so I really shouldn't torment
my mom anymore, huh?
:06:04
Yes, well, it's a little
off the subject of Haiti,
:06:08
but tolerance is always a good lesson.
:06:11
Even when it comes out of nowhere.
:06:14
And with that in mind,
:06:16
I'm going to distribute
your report cards.
:06:19
Now, is there
a Christian Stovitz in this class?
:06:22
Mr. Hall, the buzz on Christian
:06:23
is that his parents have joint custody.
:06:25
He'll be spending
one semester in Chicago
:06:27
and one semester here.
:06:29
I think it is a travesty
of the legal profession.
:06:33
Thank you for that perspective, Cher.
:06:38
[Whimpering]
:06:40
Could all conversations
please come to a halt?
:06:48
And could the suicide attempts
:06:50
please be postponed
till the next period?
:06:55
Suddenly, a dark cloud
settled over first period.
:06:58
I got a C in Debate?
:07:01
[Bell Ringing]
:07:02
Dee?
:07:03
Did you get your report card?
:07:05
Yeah. I'm toast. How did you do?
:07:07
I totally choked.
:07:08
My father's going to
go ballistic on me.
:07:10
Mr. Hall was way harsh.
:07:12
He gave me a C-minus.
:07:15
He gave me a C,
which drags down my entire average.
:07:18
Bye.
:07:20
I'll call you.
:07:22
Isn't my house classic?
:07:23
The columns date
all the way back to 1972.
:07:27
Wasn't my mom a Betty?
:07:29
She died when I was just a baby.
:07:32
A fluke accident
during a routine liposuction.
:07:34
I don't remember her,
:07:36
but I like to pretend
she still watches over me.
:07:38
Hey, Mom. 98 in Geometry.
Pretty groovy, huh?
:07:42
[Soft Music Playing]
:07:44
Yuck! The maudlin music
of the university station?
:07:50
Wah wah wah!
:07:53
Yuck! What is it about
college and crybaby music?
:07:56
Hey.
:07:58
Who's watching the Galleria?