:27:00
? I'm going to be a supermodel??
:27:03
Squeeze your buttocks when you come up.
:27:06
Squeeze in.
:27:07
I don't want to do this anymore.
:27:09
My buns don't feel
nothing like steel.
:27:12
O.K. It will get easier.
I promise.
:27:14
Just as long as
we do it every day, not sporadically.
:27:18
How do you know
if we're doing it sporadically?
:27:21
We've got to work
on your accent and vocabulary.
:27:25
Sporadic means once in a while.
:27:27
Use it in a sentence today.
:27:29
From now on,
:27:31
we're alternating
Cindy Crawford's Aerobicize
:27:32
and Buns Of Steel
:27:34
and reading one
nonschool book a week.
:27:36
My first book is Fit Or Fat.
:27:39
Mine is Men Are From Mars,
Women Are From Venus.
:27:42
Good.
:27:44
That takes care
of our minds and bodies,
:27:46
but we should do
something good for mankind
:27:49
for a couple of hours.
:27:51
Hey, brainiac.
:27:53
Ugh. The dreaded ex.
:27:54
Tai, this is Josh.
:27:56
Nice to meet you.
:27:58
Hey! You know about this stuff.
:27:59
I want to do something
good for humanity.
:28:02
How about sterilization?
:28:04
Ha ha ha!
:28:08
So what do you think?
:28:10
I'm amazed.
:28:11
That I am devoting myself
so generously to someone else?
:28:14
That you found someone
more clueless than you are
:28:17
to worship you.
:28:19
I am rescuing her from teenage hell.
:28:21
The wounds of adolescence
:28:22
can take years to heal.
:28:24
You've never had a mother.
:28:26
You're acting out on that poor girl
:28:28
like your Barbie doll.
:28:29
Freshman Psych.
:28:31
I am not taking Psych.
:28:33
I am going to take that lost soul
:28:35
and make her well-dressed and popular.
:28:37
Her life will be better
because of me.
:28:40
How many girls can
say that about you?
:28:43
? Mentos better?
:28:45
? Mentos fresher?
:28:47
? Fresh goes better?
:28:48
? With Mentos,
fresh and full of life!??
:28:50
[Television]
Mentos.
:28:52
The freshmaker.
:28:53
Be seeing ya.
:28:55
Yeah, I hope not sporadically.