:46:01
isn't crooked.
:46:03
I really hate that.
:46:05
What?
:46:06
Shh! Don't scare her.
:46:07
Why? What's wrong?
:46:09
Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.
:46:12
Cher, you're a virgin?
:46:14
God! You say it like
it's a bad thing.
:46:16
Besides, the PC term
is hymenally challenged.
:46:20
I am not interested in doing it
:46:22
until I find the right person.
:46:24
You see how picky I am about my shoes.
:46:27
They only go on my feet.
:46:29
You're one to talk, Dee.
:46:31
Oh, wait a minute!
:46:33
I thought that
you and Murray were...
:46:36
My man is satisfied.
:46:37
He's got no cause
for complaints.
:46:40
But technically,
I am a virgin.
:46:41
You know what I mean.
:46:46
Oh, God.
:46:48
What's wrong, Tai?
:46:49
They're playing our song...
:46:51
The one that Elton
and I danced to.
:46:54
Oh.
:46:56
? Rollin' with the homies??
:46:58
Oh, Tai.
:47:00
Don't cry.
:47:01
I'm sorry.
:47:03
[Crying]
:47:04
Oh, my gosh.
:47:06
Stop!
:47:08
I could tell Tai's grieving period
:47:10
would be considerable,
:47:12
unless I found someone
:47:13
to take Elton's place right away.
:47:21
I don't want to be a traitor
to my generation,
:47:25
but I don't get how guys dress today.
:47:27
It looks like they just fell out of bed
:47:30
and put on some baggy pants
:47:32
and take their greasy hair... Ugh!
:47:34
And cover it up with a backwards cap,
:47:36
and, like, we're expected to swoon?
:47:39
I don't think so.
:47:42
Searching for a boy in high school
:47:45
is as useless as searching for meaning
:47:48
in a Pauly Shore movie.