1:06:00
Yo, look!
Are you bitches blind or something?
1:06:03
Your man Christian is a cake boy.
1:06:04
- A what?
- A what?
1:06:05
He's a disco-dancing,
Oscar-Wilde-reading,
1:06:08
Streisand ticket-holding
friend of Dorothy.
1:06:10
Uh-uh. No way.
1:06:12
He's gay.
1:06:13
Not even.
1:06:14
Yes, even.
1:06:15
He does like to shop, Cher,
1:06:18
and the boy can dress.
1:06:19
Oh, my God.
I'm totally buggin'.
1:06:22
I feel like such a bonehead.
1:06:25
What the hell?
1:06:26
Yo! You're getting on the freeway!
1:06:28
Turn right! Get out of the lane!
1:06:30
No, no! Forget procedure!
Get out of the lane!
1:06:33
Truck! Truck! Truck!
1:06:35
[Horn Honking]
1:06:36
We're on the freeway!
1:06:38
What do I do, Murray?
1:06:40
Go straight! Go straight!
Go straight!
1:06:42
Oh, shit!
1:06:43
Just relax and drive, baby.
1:06:45
Just relax and drive.
1:06:46
O.K.
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I'm here with you. I'm here with you.
1:06:50
Shut up!
1:06:52
Aah!
1:06:54
Aah!
1:06:57
Aah!
1:06:59
Whatever you do,
1:07:01
keep your hands
on the wheel at all times!
1:07:03
Aah!
1:07:05
[Horn Honking]
1:07:11
Look, just go!
1:07:13
Aah!
1:07:15
Go to the right!
1:07:16
Oh, there it is.
1:07:18
All right, we're off.
1:07:19
Woo!
1:07:21
Damn. You did wonderful.
1:07:23
It's all right, baby.
Relax, relax, relax.
1:07:26
Honey, relax. Baby, relax.
1:07:29
Breathe, breathe.
Breathe in. Breathe.
1:07:31
Let it out.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
1:07:32
Relax, relax.
1:07:34
Boy, getting off the freeway
makes you realize
1:07:37
how important love is.
1:07:39
After that, Dionne's virginity
1:07:41
went from technical to nonexistent.
1:07:43
I realized how much I wanted
a boyfriend of my own.
1:07:48
Not that Christian wasn't
a blast to hang out with.
1:07:51
He was becoming one of
my favorite shopping partners.
1:07:54
So was the red.
1:07:57
Um, where's Tai?
1:07:58
She met some random guys
at the Foot Locker