:03:12
What took you so long?
:03:14
Jesus, Jack, what kind
of cologne...
:03:23
Cut!
:03:25
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
:03:27
What the hell are you doing?
:03:30
You call that "hack-ting"?
:03:32
Well, yes,
I do call it acting.
:03:35
Well, let me tell you something.
You're no "Gorey" Cooper.
:03:39
You ain't even
a Robert "Deadford. "
:03:42
Another take like that
and it'll be back
to bit parts for you.
:03:45
And I won't say what bits
I'm talking about.
:03:48
Huh! All right,
everybody. Reset!
:03:51
Reset, guys.
:03:53
Director?
:03:56
Where the hell did
they dig this guy up?
:03:59
I give and I give and I...
Oh!
:04:03
Hello, kiddies.
So glad you could join me.
:04:07
Your old pal the Crypt Keeper
has gone Hollywood in a big way.
:04:11
Care to see what I've been
working on?
:04:15
So if you're ready, creeps,
fasten your drool cups...
:04:19
and hold on to
your vomit bags.
:04:21
We're going to the movies!
:04:24
Frights! Camera!
Action!
:04:32
I call this one...