:23:02
Hello.
:23:04
Birds of a feather
flock together.
:23:05
So do pigs and swine.
:23:07
Rats and mice
have their chance...
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as will I have mine.
:23:10
Nice. Rhymes.
:23:12
Why was the phone busy?
Who were you calling?
:23:14
The psychic hot line.
:23:15
I'd advise you
to take this more seriously.
:23:18
It's a public phone.
What should I say?
:23:19
Simply say there was
a fat woman on it...
:23:22
and it took a minute
to get her off.
:23:25
Now, John, there's a significant
amount of explosive...
:23:28
in the trash receptacle
next to you.
:23:31
Try to run,
and it goes off now.
:23:34
I got a hundred people out here.
:23:36
That's the point.
:23:38
Now, do I have your attention?
:23:40
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
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Every wife had seven sacks.
Every sack had seven cats.
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Every cat had seven kittens.
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Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives.
:23:48
How many were going to St. Ives?
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My phone number is 555--
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I didn't get that!
Say it again!
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Not a chance.
:23:54
My phone number is 555
and the answer.
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Call me in 30 seconds or die.
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Seven guys
with seven wives--
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Shut up, McClane.
:24:05
Seven guys with seven wives--
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He said seven wives
with seven sacks.
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Seven times seven is 49.
Tell me the rest.
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A sack with--seven sacks--
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-Weren't you listening?
-What's wrong with you?
:24:15
A bad hangover, for one!
:24:17
All right.
Seven wives times seven--49...
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with seven cats--
Seven times 49 is 343, right?
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-Asking me or telling me?
-I'm telling you.
:24:24
Three-forty-three
times seven is...
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Two thousand,
four hundred and one.
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-That's what you got right?
-Yeah.
:24:30
Is that it? 2401?
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That's it. Dial 555-2401.
:24:36
No, wait, wait! It's a trick.
:24:38
I forgot about the man.
:24:40
Fuck the man!
We got 10 seconds!
:24:42
He said how many
were going to St. Ives.
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The riddle begins,
"As I was going to St. Ives."
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The wives aren't going anywhere.
:24:50
What are they doing?
:24:51
How the hell should I know?
:24:53
Who's going to St. Ives?
:24:55
Just the guy.
:24:56
Just one guy?
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-The answer's one.
-How do you dial one?