:11:02
- You're American.
- Yes.
:11:04
On behalf of the airline,
l apologize for any problem--
:11:07
Problem? There's no problem.
:11:10
You lost my father. My rear end's...
:11:13
...moulded to a plastic chair
and Ive got gas...
:11:15
...from eating those almonds.
Im so happy Im a walking Mardi Gras.
:11:20
That's funny.
:11:21
You have a delightfully sharp way
of expressing yourself.
:11:25
A terrible thing has been done to you...
:11:28
...and we really are sorry.
You've every right to insult, belittle...
:11:32
...and abuse the staff
who have tried to help you.
:11:35
ln fact, we thank you.
:11:37
And we voted you Traveller of the Month,
so congratulations.
:11:42
Anything else you'd like to say?
:11:45
No, l think that's it.
:11:47
Good. We found your father.
:11:50
The coffin landed here,
but evidently it was mis-tagged.
:11:53
- You should always tip more at the curb.
- Definitely.
:11:56
- lt accidentally was sent to Switzerland.
- Switzerland?
:11:59
- We had trouble with them.
- They're vicious.
:12:01
- They punched holes in my cheese.
- l thought they were neutral.
:12:06
They held your father in quarantine
for health reasons.
:12:09
Health reasons? He's dead.
He has no health. He's been de-healthed.
:12:22
There he is. Okay? Let's get out of here.
:12:25
Well...
:12:29
Do you have the claim checks?
:12:30
Why?
:12:32
Are there two of these that look alike?
My coffin has red yarn on the handle.
:12:38
What are you doing?
:12:40
We must make sure
that this is your father.
:12:43
lf it's a mad little guy giving you the finger,
it's him. Don't make me look.
:12:49
Sorry, but with all the confusion
l need you to identify him.
:12:54
Then put him on his stomach,
because Im used to seeing him walk away.
:12:58
Right.