1:15:00
lt's so beautiful.
1:15:02
There's something so great
about knowing we're making a baby.
1:15:06
lt's going to be wonderful.
1:15:14
Here's why you can't have children...
1:15:16
Something's wrong with her plumbing.
Not like Mrs. Jack...
1:15:19
...she folds my underwear,
she gets pregnant.
1:15:21
Damaged fallopian tubes.
1:15:23
That's what she gets for living in France.
1:15:26
- What's that got to do with it?
- Maybe she was clogged up with cheese.
1:15:30
- Lovely. I'm telling the rest of this.
- Good.
1:15:34
She was devastated.
They went to a fertility clinic.
1:15:37
She told me everything.
1:15:38
You should see the waiting room.
1:15:40
All the childless couples. You could cut
the hopelessness with a chain saw.
1:15:45
Mickey told Jack it wasn't hopeless.
1:15:48
We are trying this in vitro process
for $8,000 each attempt.
1:15:53
- Ouch.
- Ouch is right.
1:15:55
He has to give me these injections
every morning...
1:15:58
...only he gets a little queasy.
1:16:04
- l'll hold this and you jump in my lap.
- Mickey, come on.
1:16:07
Craig volunteered because he's diabetic,
but l don't want him to see your ass.
1:16:12
Just do it.
1:16:14
Okay. Okay. We're a team. We're a team.
1:16:17
Do it.
1:16:23
l didn't know that.
1:16:24
- How much an olive weighs?
- No.
1:16:26
That you wanted
to give Ellen her injections.
1:16:29
Wanted? l just volunteered.
1:16:32
That's so sweet.
1:16:33
You saying that l was trying
to cop a peek at her caboose?
1:16:37
l was trying to help some friends.
May l finish?
1:16:41
lf you feel you have to, sure.
1:16:43
What we'll do is take your eggs...
1:16:45
The fertility experts tell them...
1:16:48
...it's time.
1:16:49
They take some eggs from Ellen,
put them in a little dish.
1:16:54
Then it's time for Mickey to...
1:16:56
...how shall I say...
1:16:57
...spew his manhood into a plastic cup.