:00:02
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
:00:07
And never brought
to mind
:00:12
-Should auld acquaintance--
We used to
have 50 on staff here. Fifty.
:00:17
I'm the only one left.
:00:19
All comes down
to one schmuck:
:00:21
me, the night shift bellhop.
:00:24
What the hell is that?
A bellhop? Huh? What is he?
:00:29
Y-You know where
the name comes from?
:00:32
Huh?
It's so simple, it's stupid.
:00:36
Some schmuck rings a bell
and ya hop.
:00:38
Ya hop front and center.
:00:41
Did you ever meet
any of the old stars, then?
:00:43
What, are you kiddin'? I took Rin Tin
Tin out for a shit, for Christ's sakes.
:00:48
Ah, hey, you talk
about stars, uh--
:00:50
Hey, kid,
:00:53
put this on.
:00:55
Put it on. Put it on. Go ahead.
Come on, come on, come on.
:00:58
Let me see. Let me see.
:01:01
You know, and to think that I wore
that stupid thing for 50 years.
:01:04
To think
I did that. Ah, shit, yeah.
:01:08
Yeah, well--
Well, kid,
:01:11
I'm gettin'
my ass outta here.
:01:15
Yep.
:01:17
Yep, kid,
:01:20
gotta go.
:01:22
Listen, kid,
:01:24
stay clear of...
:01:27
night clerks, kids,
hookers and married arguments.
:01:31
Come on, stand up. Come on.
I wanna say good-bye.
:01:34
Now, uh--
:01:36
Let me see.
You-You wanna get a tip?
:01:38
Hold your hand out.
That's right. Now, uh, smile.
:01:43
Give me a smile. Give me
a smile. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
:01:46
Now, if the cocksucker
doesn't pay ya,
:01:48
you say to yourself, uh,
""Fuck you, Jack.""
:01:51
You know what I mean?
You never miss.
:01:54
Tell you something else:
:01:57
Keep your cock in your pants.