:38:00
wang, thang, rod, hot rod,
humpmobile,
:38:05
Oscar, dong,
dagger, banana,
:38:07
cucumber, salami,
:38:09
sausage, kielbasa,
schlong,
:38:12
dink, tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, peter,
:38:15
pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener,
pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn,
:38:19
middle leg, third leg,
meat,
:38:20
stick, joystick, dipstick,
:38:23
one-eyed wonder, Junior, little head,
:38:26
little guy, Rumple Foreskin,
Tootsie Roll,
:38:28
love muscle, skin flute,
:38:30
Roto-Rooter, snake--
:38:34
Please don't go!
:38:38
Hammer, rammer, Spammer,
:38:40
bazooka, rubber, chubby,
sticky, stubby.
:38:44
Hey, do you know where
room 404 is, man,
:38:46
'cause I was up
at this party, and--
:38:49
I have absolutely no idea!
:38:53
Oh.
:38:58
Schmeck, schmuck,
schvantz, ying-yang, yang--
:39:01
Whoa! I'm Theodore.
What?
:39:03
Well,
you're right on time, Theodore.
:39:05
Let's not beleaguer the fact...
:39:07
that you have
no sense of timing.
:39:10
The fact is...
:39:12
you're here.
:39:43
Front desk.
:39:46
Bottle of champagne.
Fast.