:44:01
How about three?
Three hundred dollars?
:44:04
Yeah.
Three's fine.
:44:06
Good. My children are staying
here tonight watching TV.
:44:10
I want you to check up
on them every 30 minutes.
:44:14
Check up on them?
Yeah, make sure they're all right.
:44:17
Make sure they're fed. Make sure
they go to bed. You know, these things.
:44:19
Sir, I can send out
for a baby-sitting service.
:44:22
No. I don't trust baby-sitters.
:44:25
My children are safer alone...
:44:27
than with some fucked-up
pedophile baby-sitter...
:44:30
I don't know from
the man in the fucking moon.
:44:32
What about him? What makes you think
you can trust him?
:44:37
Tell me that's not
a face you can trust.
:44:40
l'd love to help you
with your problem, sir,
:44:43
but unfortunately
I'm here alone tonight.
:44:46
Hmm.
:44:51
One hundred, two hundred,
three hundred.
:44:56
Here you are.
:44:58
I thought you said 500.
No, I said 300.
:45:01
No, sir. I distinctly
heard you say 500.
:45:03
Are you calling me a liar?
No, sir.
:45:06
What I'm saying is that you accidentally
forgot that the first thing you said--
:45:09
But what I last said was 300,
and what you say last is what counts.
:45:13
Well, then, if you say 500
one last time, we have a deal.
You fucking with me, pendejo?
:45:17
No, sir, but I'm by myself,
:45:21
and looking after your kids
is a pain in the ass I don't need.
:45:23
Are you calling my kids
a pain in the ass?
:45:25
Why, no, sir, not the kids.
:45:29
It's the situation
that is a pain in the ass.
:45:32
No, you were right the first time.
They're a pain in the ass.
:45:35
All right. You win, tough guy.
Five hundred.
:45:38
You kids
are getting expensive.
:45:41
What's your name?
:45:43
Ted.
:45:45
lf you need anything,
just dial zero and ask for Ted.
:45:50
And make sure they're
in bed before midnight.
Before midnight?
:45:53
Then should I wake them up
for the countdown to the New Year?
:45:55
No.
:45:58
lf something happens
to my children...