1:16:01
Don't yell-I'm not yelling!
1:16:03
Hey! I'm not yellin'!
You're the one that's fuckin' yellin'!
1:16:06
Fuck-Don't hang up on me!
Ellen, please don't hang up on
me. Please don't hang up on me.
1:16:11
Goddamn it! I swear to fucking God,
if you hang up on me--
1:16:13
You cock-fucking New York bitch.
Fuckin' call better be genuine,
'cause I'm gonna get a divorce!
1:16:17
Yo, Leo?
Fuck!
1:16:19
Another fucking Honeymooners
goin' on in there.
Fuckin', fuckin' shit, man!
1:16:23
What the fuck is wrong-What the fuck
is wrong with the fuckin' bitch, man?
1:16:26
I'm gonna take the fuckin' car. I'm
gonna drive up to fuckin' Mulholland.
1:16:30
I am gonna fuckin' drag her
fuckin' ass and throw her down
Benedict fuckin' Canyon, man!
1:16:34
You're still married, man?
Yeah. I don't fucking know anymore.
1:16:38
I swear to Christ, Norman.
I fuckin' swear to God, man.
1:16:41
What the fuck is wrong--
I treat this fuckin' bitch like
a queen! You know that, man.
1:16:44
I know that.
So I had a little
fuckin' too much to drink!
1:16:46
It's fuckin' New Year's Eve. New Year's
Eve. I can't fuckin' drive home.
1:16:49
Okay, Ellen, I'm sorry.
I'm fuckin' sorry about that.
1:16:52
What do you want me to do?
Get in a fuckin' car, and go run
over six or seven fuckin' kids?
1:16:55
That'd be real fuckin' nice.
1:16:57
Man, what the fuck is the matter
with this bitch?
1:17:01
Fuck!
1:17:04
What the fuck
is all this?
1:17:06
Block of wood, bucket
of ice and a hatchet, sir.
1:17:08
Get the fuck outta here.
Chester, talk to me. Norman?
1:17:11
We now return you to
The Man From Rio already in progress.
1:17:14
Oh, my fucking dick
is hard already.
1:17:16
Tell me, Norman,
you're gonna do this shit!
1:17:18
I am gonna do it.
Oh, you are my fuckin' hero.
1:17:21
They better, after talkin' about it
all night. I wanna see a show.
1:17:23
Come here.
Give me your motherfuckin'--
All right then.
1:17:26
Well, if that's everything.
I got Cedars lined up, man.
1:17:28
I got a doctor waitin'
in the fuckin' emergency.
1:17:30
Fuck the
emergency, man. I'm gonna grab
his motherfucking car from him.
1:17:34
Just in case.
Hey, just in fucking case.
1:17:37
I'll just be off back downstairs, sir.
Not so fast.
1:17:39
Fuckin' treat that bitch
like a queen, man.
We're gonna walk back...
1:17:42
to this little bar here.
I told you to dump her, didn't l?
1:17:44
We're gonna sit down, 'cause
we ain't quite through yet.
1:17:46
Leo. Sit on this little red stool.
Sit down on this little red stool,
1:17:50
while I explain the festivities
of the evening to you.
1:17:55
All right.
Um, sir?
1:17:58
Uh-huh.
A word in your ear, sir.