:22:00
Anyway, guys, listen.
:22:02
l'm in this computer, right?
l'm looking around...
:22:04
You got those Crayola books?
:22:06
Yeah, technicolour rainbow.
:22:10
Green one.
:22:10
What is that? Let me see?
:22:13
- What are these?
- lnternational UNlX environments.
:22:16
Luscious orange.
:22:18
Computer security criteria...
DOD standards.
:22:22
The pink-shirt book... guide to lBM PCs.
:22:25
So-called due to the nasty pink shirt
the guy wears on the cover.
:22:28
Devil book, the UNlX bible.
:22:30
- What's that?
- Dragon book, compiler design.
:22:34
- What's that?
- The Red book.
:22:36
NSA-trusted networks.
:22:39
Otherwise known as 'The Ugly Red Book
That Won't Fit On A Shelf'.
:22:43
Anyway, guys. Come on.
l'm in this computer, right.
:22:47
l'm looking around, throwing commands.
l don't know what it does or anything.
:22:52
lt's choice.
:22:54
lt's beautiful. Four hours
just messing around in there.
:22:57
Finally, l figure out...
:23:00
that it's a bank.
:23:02
Okay, wait. lt's a bank. So, this morning,
l check the paper,
:23:06
some cash machine in, like, Bumsville,
ldaho, spits out $700 into the street.
:23:12
- That's kinda cool.
- That was me.
:23:14
- l did that.
- You did this from your house?
:23:18
Are you stoned or stupid?
:23:20
You don't hack a bank from your house!
You get nailed by the FBl.
:23:24
Are your brains in your ass?
:23:25
Don't you know anything?
:23:27
lt's universally stupid, man.
:23:29
l don't know things because you guys
won't tell me anything. Right?
:23:33
What are the three most used passwords?
:23:35
'Love', 'Secret' and 'Sex'.
:23:38
But not in that order, necessarily. Right?
:23:41
Don't forget 'God'. System operators
love to use 'God'. Male ego.
:23:46
To be elite, you have to do a righteous
hack, not this accidental shit.
:23:52
Which means you score
one of those Gibsons, man.
:23:56
Those supercomputers they use
to do physics and look for oil.