:22:01
You disgust me!
:22:02
That car's all I have.
It's my life!
:22:05
- They're showing the riot!
- My car's more important!
:22:10
Look, the riot.
:22:11
- Some TV!
- Sure, bust it!
:22:13
- Fix the antenna!
- I'm trying!
:22:16
It's David!
:22:17
How'd he get on TV?
:22:19
I was over there,
they missed me!
:22:22
- Fix it! I can't see a thing!
- This TV sucks!
:22:26
How'd that fucker get on TV?
:22:30
Hey, gimme my money!
:22:32
I don't have it. Snoopy has it.
:22:34
Gimme my coat
and get outta my face!
:22:37
You guys must be happy.
:22:39
A cop lost his gun in the riot.
:22:44
I hope the guy who finds it
:22:46
uses it uptown, not here for once!
:22:49
Forget it,
:22:50
we'll get even!
:22:56
You know that show,
"Candid Camera"?
:22:59
So this celebrity's sure
he's been set up.
:23:03
His buddy's fixed it
with the camera guys.
:23:07
The celebrity thinks
they're out to get him.
:23:10
He always eats
in the same joint.
:23:12
He's sure
they'll film him there.
:23:15
The others convince him
there's a hidden camera.
:23:19
He sees the TV truck,
a camera behind the mirror
:23:23
and the guy with him
pretends to act weird.
:23:26
The celebrity thinks
he'll fool 'em,
:23:30
pretending he hasn't noticed.
:23:34
He thinks all hell
will break loose.
:23:37
But they just film him, jumpy,
waiting for shit to happen.
:23:42
So you see this guy...
:23:43
Cut it out, Sayid!
:23:45
- Wasn't me!
- Then who?
:23:48
The celebrity's sweating,
trying to act cool.
:23:52
Each time the waiter passes
:23:55
he thinks it'll happen.
:23:57
Then a guy asks him
for his autograph.