Major Payne
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:17:00
I see we have a sickly boy
on our hands.

:17:04
We're gonna have to boost
your immune system, son !

:17:07
Drop down,
give me 25 pushups now !

:17:13
- Count 'em out !
- One, sir.

:17:16
- Two, sir.
:17:23
What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ?
:17:29
You find a piece of candy
in your pocket ?

:17:31
- No, sir !
- What's your name, tubby ?

:17:34
- H-Heathcoat, sir !
- Heathcoat.

:17:39
You know, you remind me
of the doughboy.

:17:42
If I poke your stomach
will it make you go

:17:47
You know what ? I'm gonna help you
make room for lunch, bacon-boy.

:17:50
Drop down, give me 30 situps
right now ! Let's go !

:17:55
Count 'em out !
Let me see that belly roll !

:18:00
- One, tubby, tubby !
:18:03
- One, sir.
- Come on, pork chop !

:18:05
- Two, chubby, chubby !
- Two, sir.

:18:08
Whoo !
You's a pure genius !

:18:12
Who you ? Redd Foxx ?
No, better yet.

:18:15
You Richard Pryor, ain't you ?
Whoo !

:18:19
What's your name,
girlfriend ?

:18:21
Dwight Williams, but the boys
call me "D," sir.

:18:24
- You can call me D.
- D, hmm ?

:18:26
Yeah, brother.
:18:29
- You like the way I handle
these white boys, D ?
- Oh, yeah !

:18:34
It make you feel good to see
a black man runnin' things, huh ?

:18:38
- Malcolm X.
- Well, let me tell you somethin', D.

:18:41
- Yeah, brother ?
- Why don't you come closer.

:18:44
I... am not...
:18:46
your damn brother !
:18:49
Now drop down, give me
20 squat thrusts now !

:18:55
One, sir.
:18:57
What are you lookin' at,
ass-eyes ?


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