Major Payne
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1:13:09
Madison is a loser.
1:13:23
Man, get in there.
1:13:41
All right ? And then
his chest cavity exploded.

1:13:46
Boom ! Heh-heh-heh.
1:13:49
You know, that was the first time I ever
drove a man's nose up into his brain,

1:13:55
causin' instant death
and simultaneous bowel evacuation.

1:14:02
But enough about me, woman.
What's your story ?

1:14:06
I'm surprised you ain't dropped
about 12 puppies by now.

1:14:11
- Ain't you never been married ?
1:14:15
Yeah, I was.
1:14:17
What happened ?
You terminate his command ?

1:14:21
No.
Actually, he left.

1:14:26
I wanted children.
He didn't.

1:14:31
Any man that'd leave you
oughta be monkey-stomped...

1:14:34
and have his brains
mailed back to his mother.

1:14:38
Well, thank you, Benson.
1:14:46
How about you ?
Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ?

1:14:51
Negative. I figured if the Marines
wanted me to have a wife,

1:14:56
they'd have issued me one.

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