:11:03
- What are you telling me here?
- I too, now, am in the framing business.
:11:07
Holy shit! Brandi dumped you.
:11:09
- Aren't you supposed to go to Florida?
- Yeah. Shoulda left this morning.
:11:14
Oh, it gets worse.
I was gonna propose to her.
:11:17
- Where?
- On the Universal tour.
:11:20
You're kidding! What part?
:11:23
- When Jaws pops out of the water.
- ( theme from Jaws)
:11:25
That's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
:11:29
Too bad I'm not tryin' to marry you.
:11:32
Let me ask you something.
Did you ever fart in front of her?
:11:37
- Why do you ask?
- I never once farted in front of Rene.
:11:41
Then last week, I let one slip.
Today she dumps me.
:11:45
You think that that's why Rene dumped
you? She's not the shallow type, Brodie.
:11:49
- She was goin' down on me.
- Shut up!
:11:52
What? What can I say?
I was feeling very relaxed.
:11:54
When I'm relaxed, I squirt.
:11:58
If all she did was dump you,
you got off light.
:12:00
I can't believe this shit. Why are we here
tryin' to figure out where we went wrong?
:12:06
- We just nailed it in your case.
- No, there is something...
:12:09
..that can help ease our double loss.
:12:11
- Ritual suicide.
- No, you idiot, the fuckin' mall!
:12:14
- I prefer ritual suicide.
- Come on, it'll be great.
:12:17
They got these new cookies
at the cookie stand. They're awesome.
:12:21
( "Bubbles" by Bush)
:12:40
I love the smell of commerce
in the morning!
:12:45
- You're really makin' that last.
- Waste not, want not.
:12:51
- You wanna say something?
- A million things!
:12:53
But I can't express myself monosyllabically
enough for you to understand 'em all.
:12:58
- Asshole.
- Prick.