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:13:00
- What was that all about?
- That's the jerk from Fashionable Male,...

:13:04
..this wannabe shop on the second floor.
:13:06
He's the manager. The guy's always
givin' me shit. I have no idea why.

:13:10
- I thought everybody loved you here.
- Eff him.

:13:12
- Where do you wanna go first?
- Back to Brandi's.

:13:15
Look, Brandi is the past, my friend.
She's behind you now.

:13:19
You face forward, or you face
the possibility of shock and damage.

:13:27
- You should heed your own advice.
- Where the hell did that come from?

:13:31
Looks like a stage is being erected.
:13:34
- What is this monstrosity?
- Is it the Easter Bunny pictures?

:13:38
Impossible! That's at
the other end of the mall.

:13:40
It's been up since two days
after Christmas. I want answers.

:13:44
Ask one of the workers.
:13:46
No, no, no. There's a soul
who might know what's up.

:13:58
Willam.
:14:01
- Willam!
- Uh-uh-uh... poopy trim.

:14:04
Brodie, man. What's goin' on?
Do you work here now?

:14:07
- No, man. Just hangin' with TS.
- Oh, TS.

:14:10
- (TS) Willam, what are you doing?
- Looking for the hidden picture.

:14:14
If you stare at these things long enough,
you're supposed to see a hidden picture.

:14:19
- Oh, yeah, look! It's a sailboat.
- You saw it too? Damn it!

:14:23
- What?
- I've been staring at this for a week,...

:14:26
..and I can't see a goddamn thing!
:14:28
- You gotta relax your eyes.
- Everyone sees this thing except me.

:14:31
Today's my day.
I brought lunch and a soda,...

:14:34
..and I'm not gonna leave until I see
this sailboat everyone talks about.

:14:38
So, Willam.
:14:40
Do you know what this
stage business is all about?

:14:43
It's not a stage! I'm gonna see it
if I have to go blind trying.

:14:46
No, man. This stage over here.
:14:49
Oh, that. They're having
a game show in the mall today.

:14:52
I think it's gonna be on TV.
It's called Truth or Date or something.

:14:55
- That's Brandi's father's game show!
- What is it?

:14:58
This cheesy Dating Game
rip-off for college kids.


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