:41:04
Rene told me to leave you alone,
but she's fuckin' clueless.
:41:14
You see, Bruce,...
:41:16
..l like to pick up girls on the rebound
from a disappointing relationship.
:41:20
They're more vulnerable,
more in need of solace and they're...
:41:24
..fairly open to suggestion.
:41:26
And I use that to fuck them
someplace fairly uncomfortable.
:41:29
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
:41:32
No. Like, uh... some place girls dread.
:41:37
(Shannon laughs)
:41:40
- Did we ever get along?
- Once or twice.
:41:42
- How come we went out so long?
- You had cable.
:41:45
- Are you gonna stay for the show?
- No way. When he gets back, I'm gone.
:41:49
TS Quint, where's your sense of chivalry?
:41:52
Oh, my God. Is that Brodie?
:41:56
You're kiddin'! Easter Bunny did this?
:41:58
I said the Easter Bunny at the Menlo Park
Mall was better and he knocked me down.
:42:03
- He's fuckin' dead.
- Let it go. He's under a lot of pressure.
:42:06
- What happened to him?
- Easter Bunny kicked his ass.
:42:09
- I had it coming.
- Fuck all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.
:42:12
- What really happened?
- The owner of Fashionable Male did it.
:42:17
- Shannon Hamilton?
- You know that guy?
:42:19
I dated him after we split. He tried
to screw me somewhere uncomfortable.
:42:23
- Like the back of a Volkswagen?
- Sounds like his MO.
:42:25
- Can you get up?
- Am I still glowing?
:42:27
Barely breathing. Was Rene involved?
:42:29
It was an independent act of aggression.
He told me he intended to penetrate...
:42:33
..my ex-girlfriend
in a notorious body cavity.
:42:36
- Sounds like him.
- You better tell Rene.
:42:38
No. If she's not smart enough to see
through him, she deserves the discomfort.
:42:43
I, on the other hand, have had all
the discomfort I can stand for a day.
:42:47
- I'm late. I gotta go.
- You're gonna leave with him like this?
:42:50
I gotta split. You're gonna be OK, Brodie?
:42:52
A couple of pins in the hip, I'll be fine.
:42:55
That's my boy!
:42:57
Bye, guys. Be good.
:42:59
Women. Always leaving you when you've
just had the crap kicked out of you.