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:45:01
Where? These are melting.
:45:03
Copy that. By the stage.
:45:07
Tell him I'll be there in a minute.
:45:11
- What do you think?
- I don't trust it.

:45:13
Maybe he's ready to talk reasonably.
:45:15
Reasonably? You should go
over there and give him shit.

:45:18
- I'm trying to marry his daughter.
- You can't scream at him...

:45:22
..but you should still stick it to him.
:45:24
- How do you propose I do that?
- You stink-palm him.

:45:27
- Stink-palm?
- You stick your hand in your ass.

:45:31
You've been walking all day,
no doubt you're sweaty as hell.

:45:34
Look at you. A grown man
with his hand down his pants.

:45:36
I probably look like my old man.
:45:39
There. Now you shake hands with the guy.
"Mr Svenning, how have you been?"

:45:43
- Why?
- You know how long the smell lasts?

:45:46
Scrub all you like.
It'll stick around for at least two days.

:45:49
What will his colleagues and family think?
That he can't wipe his ass properly.

:45:53
Meanwhile, you are left
with a hand that smells like shit.

:45:57
Small price to pay for
the smiting of one's enemies.

:46:00
I think I'll pass. But do me a favour.
:46:02
Stay here while I go talk to him.
:46:17
I assure you tonight's programme
will go off without a hitch.

:46:20
I hope so, for your sake. It's
a dangerous mall for a game show.

:46:23
The Easter Bunny was accosted earlier.
:46:25
If there's anything resembling the trouble
you had at the Governor's Ball,...

:46:29
..you'll end up hosting
the Lotto drawing on public-access.

:46:33
Gentlemen, please trust me.
:46:36
I have taken the necessary precautions to
ensure everything will go smoothly, hm?

:46:43
- (man) Look out!
- (crash)

:46:45
Oh. Ah... (clears throat)
:46:48
Nothing to worry about.
:46:50
Sound test. Sound test.
:46:53
I tell you what. Why don't...
:46:56
Why don't I meet you back
here around showtime?


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