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1:11:02
OK. Suitor No.2.
1:11:05
Can't you call me the second suitor?
Suitor No.2 sounds like a bathroom code.

1:11:11
OK. Second suitor.
1:11:14
- If we were making whoopee...
- What's "whoopee"?

1:11:18
Um...
1:11:21
Uh, well, if we were, uh...
If we were being intimate.

1:11:25
- What, like fucking?
- (audience gasps)

1:11:30
Yeah.
1:11:32
If we were, uh, you know,
what kind of noises would you make?

1:11:39
(groans)
1:11:40
(barks)
1:11:43
No, I think that's personal.
I don't think I should answer that.

1:11:46
OK.
1:11:47
Suitor No.3.
What would our first date be like?

1:11:52
Well, first I'd take you shopping
to the stores you'd wanna shop in,...

1:11:56
..then we'd do lunch, probably at the
Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing.

1:12:01
Then at night, we'd take in an opera.
Probably Die Fledermaus.

1:12:06
Then I'd follow it all up
with a drive to a secluded beach,...

1:12:10
..where I'd pop on the radio, and then
we could slow-dance till the sun came up.

1:12:17
That was the biggest
load of crap I've ever heard.

1:12:20
I mean, look at you! You're the kind
of guy that would beg for sex.

1:12:24
I should know, we can smell our own.
1:12:26
(laughter)
1:12:32
Suitor No.1.
1:12:35
If we fell in love,
how would you propose to me?

1:12:38
When Jaws popped out of the water.
1:12:40
Excuse me?
1:12:43
I propose to you now. I propose you
stop letting your father run your life...

1:12:47
..and you don't give up on somebody
you know has value.

1:12:49
And take off your socks when
you make whoopee, or whatever it is.

1:12:53
He hates it when you leave 'em on.
1:12:56
- What?
- Hypothetically speaking.

1:12:58
Suitor No.1. You sound familiar.

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