Mighty Aphrodite
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But if he had gone straight,
he might have been very good in math.

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- Good in math. Well, that's--
- Yeah.

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I think I got
my intelligence from him,

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because everybody else in the family
is all slugs and lowlifes.

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- I'm the only one with any ambition.
- Are you?

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And you never-- never
had a drive to get married?

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What for?
They're all assholes.

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One of them used to
beat me up.

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Another one used to fuck
my best friend when I wasn't looking.

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- It was sickening.
- Really.

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And-- And let me
ask you this.

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At any point in your life
did you ever think, like,

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"Maybe I'd like
to have a child"?

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Um, I-l did have
a child once.

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- Did you?
- Ah, it was a sad story.

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I'll tell you some other time
when I know you better.

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If I ever know you better.
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Are you free this afternoon?
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- Why?
- You have some free time
this afternoon?

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- Are you finally in the mood, Lenny?
- No, no, no, no, no.

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I wanna--
I have an assignment.

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But I thought you might wanna come
with me, 'cause I think you'll enjoy it.

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I'm gonna bet on a horse,
and if it wins you can keep the dough.

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Here's one. "Eager Beaver."
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I once did a film
called Beaver Patrol...

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about these Boy Scouts who find
drunk Girl Scouts in the woods.

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And they take them into a cabin
and they reach into their packs
and they pull out these dildos.

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- And then--
- All right, all right. Okay, we'll--

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Y-You're sure you want
to bet on Eager Beaver?

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- 'Cause it's a 60-to-1.
- Oh, yeah. No, I know it's the one. No!

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- But it's 60-to-1.
- It's a sign. I know it's gonna work.

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All right, all right.
Famous last words.

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- You know.
- I got a hunch.

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- You got a hunch. Okay.
Sure, we'll bet on it.
- Yeah.

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Okay. So if he wins,
how much do I make?

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At 60-to-1?
Uh... you make, uh, $3,000.

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Oh, my God! I could get that blue
chinchilla coat that I wanted!

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- You could get anything you want.
- I could get a Jacuzzi.

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- Except he's not gonna win.
- Oh, no, I know what I could do, Lenny!

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- Oh, my God! This is great.
- Mm-hmm.

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All right. You know,
I hope-- I hope you're right.

:43:55
There's a reason the horse is 60-to-1,
though. He's probably got polio.

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Oh, no, no. No.
This is a sign.


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