:04:02
That's a very good question.
:04:04
Easy. We'll adopt.
:04:07
- Not me. I don't want to adopt.
- Why not?
:04:09
Good idea.
:04:10
You must be nuts.
With my genes?
:04:13
I've got award-winning genes.
I'm going to pass them on.
:04:16
No. That's crazy.
:04:18
For the same reason we don't lease
a car: Pride of ownership.
:04:22
I don't want to adopt.
:04:24
The worid is full of needy kids.
:04:27
- Right.
- That's true.
:04:28
I know, but...
:04:30
why overpopulate the worid when there
are thousands of parentless kids?
:04:34
You don't want to get morning sickness,.
So you want to adopt.
:04:38
That's not true. I can't afford to
give up a year just now.
:04:41
Forget it. The subject is closed.
:04:44
I'd be afraid of getting a bad seed.
:04:46
That's paranoid.
:04:48
Bud's right. You read that in the
tabloids all the time.
:04:51
Right.
:04:52
We adopt some sweet little boy
and when he turns 13...
:04:55
at night he kills us with an ax.
:04:58
Why'd you tell him that?
:05:00
It's a common occurrence...
:05:01
No. It's not.
:05:03
What do you mean, "he"?
Why can't we adopt a girl?
:05:06
We're not adopting anything.
:05:08
Let him have a shortstop
or point guard.
:05:11
Can we get the check and go?
:05:13
I'm paying tonight.
:05:16
I'm stunned.
:05:17
One more, you break
Dimaggio's record.
:05:21
That's not true. Now, be nice.
:05:23
Laius, proud father, speak.
:05:26
I, with joy, did have a son.
:05:29
So fair, so clear-headed, and brave...
:05:32
that I a thousand pleasures did
derive form his presence.
:05:36
So what happens?
:05:38
One day he kills me.
:05:40
And don't you think, he runs off and
marries my wife?
:05:43
Poor Oedipus, King of Thebes.
:05:45
My son did slay...
:05:48
unwittingly, my noble husband.
:05:50
And without realizing, hasten with me...
:05:54
his loving mother, to lustful bed.
:05:56
And a whole professión was born...
:05:59
charging sometimes $200 an hour.