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'Cause we spoke on the phone.
:29:03
Are you okay? You look white.
:29:05
I'm okay.
:29:07
Do you want something to drink?
:29:10
Do you have Perrier?
:29:12
What?
:29:13
- Just some tap water.
- Sure. I have that.
:29:16
You're definitely Linda Ash?
:29:18
What's wrong?
Are you a stroke victim?
:29:21
I've told you three times.
I'm Linda Ash.
:29:27
You have a beautiful apartment.
:29:31
Thank you.
:29:32
I did it myself.
:29:34
Let me show you something
I just got.
:29:37
That.
:29:38
- Isn't it a pisser?
- It's magnificent.
:29:41
I've got a great sense of humor.
:29:44
I'm funny and I can take a joke.
:29:47
A lot people can't.
:29:48
They say I have a good
sense of humor.
:29:51
Good, then you'll like this.
:29:54
Somebody gave this to me.
:29:56
As the main spring goes back and
forth, the bishop fucks her in the ass.
:30:00
An antique that keeps perfect time.
:30:02
Oh, my goodness, it's disgusting!
:30:06
The water is a little brown.
Would you like a sprite?
:30:10
I'm feeling a little dizzy.
:30:12
Sit down.
:30:14
I don't know why?
Usually, I'm the picture of health
:30:18
Do you work out?
:30:19
Not religiously.
:30:21
I'm not religious either.
My folks were Episcopalian.
:30:24
Are they?
:30:26
What do you do?
:30:28
Wait, I have a knack for guessing
what people do for a living.
:30:35
Rug salesman!
:30:36
Close. I'm a sportswriter.
:30:38
Shit. I wasn't even in the
ballpark. Wait, wait.
:30:41
Ballpark! Get it?
:30:43
I get it.
:30:46
I did it with a wrestler
once. A huge, hairy guy.
:30:49
You'd figure he'd be hung like a
horse, but there was little there.
:30:52
Can I get a little water?
I don't care if it's brown.
:30:55
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I don't mind rust.