:21:04
So I'd like to
make a toast.
:21:09
To my wife, the most beautiful
pregnant woman in the world.
:21:14
Love you.
:21:15
Hear, hear!
:21:16
You could be
the toughest guy,
:21:18
but when your child
looks into your eyes
:21:21
and that child knows
you're their dad...
:21:23
suddenly
it smiles.
:21:24
It's like...
I cannot explain it.
:21:27
It's like magic.
:21:28
Is it magic when they do
that little dribble of vomit
:21:32
down your shoulder?
:21:38
I'm sorry
if we're boring you, pal.
:21:41
Just a joke.
:21:42
O.K.
Just forget it.
:21:44
The guy is rude.
:21:45
Sorry.
What did you say?
:21:47
You are rude.
:21:49
Rude?
You think I'm rude?
:21:51
Yes, I do.
:21:53
I'm sorry--
It's all right, honey.
:21:55
Let's just deal
with this accusation.
:21:57
Like an idiot,
I was under the impression
:21:59
you were monopolizing
the conversation.
:22:01
I'm sorry
if I'm a little excited
:22:04
about my wife and I
having another baby.
:22:06
Is being excited a reason
:22:08
to exclude eight people
from conversation?
:22:10
I didn't realize
:22:11
this was a frickin'
group therapy session!
:22:13
How much do I owe?
:22:15
You didn't realize
you were a crashing bore.
:22:18
I'll walk over there
and kick your bony little ass!
:22:22
I'll have
my 5-year-old daughter do it!
:22:24
Let's drop it.
:22:25
Marty, he does
have a point,
:22:27
but just drop it.
:22:28
Sean, he's a dick,
:22:30
and you're an even bigger dick
:22:32
for taking his side
over family.
:22:34
You and Gail used to
be interested
:22:37
in politics,
music, art.
:22:39
Now it's nothing but
kids, kids, kids.
:22:41
My kids are
very meaningful to me.
:22:43
When my first was born,
:22:45
it was my most
exciting moment.
:22:47
I felt like I really
made a contribution
:22:50
to this world.
:22:51
Absolutely.
Congratulations.
:22:53
The world
is overpopulated.
:22:54
Our society has too many
starving children.
:22:56
I would say our society
:22:58
has too many
starving artists.