Nine Months
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1:25:00
She's very good, O.K.?
1:25:02
You look uncomfortable.
1:25:04
I'm going
to raise you down.

1:25:06
No! Don't touch
anything!

1:25:07
All right.
Get somebody over here!

1:25:09
Hey, buddy.
1:25:11
No!
1:25:12
What are you doing here?
1:25:13
I'm cruising
for chicks.

1:25:15
I'm having a baby!
1:25:16
Hi. Hi!
1:25:18
How you feeling?
1:25:20
Isn't this terrible,
just terrible?

1:25:22
Sounds very good.
1:25:24
Where's my husband?
1:25:25
It's a full moon!
1:25:27
Women are
spouting them out!

1:25:29
Good.
Everybody's old friends.

1:25:30
Back to work!
1:25:32
Smile, Doc.
1:25:33
How's she doing?
1:25:34
Great.
God bless America, O.K.?

1:25:36
Ooh...
1:25:37
Honey, smile for me.
1:25:39
I love you. Smile.
You're so beautiful.

1:25:41
It's not bad, is it?
It doesn't hurt.

1:25:44
I want something
for the pain.

1:25:46
O.K. I'll get you
something.

1:25:48
Knock me out!
1:25:50
Knock me ow-ow-ow...
1:25:53
Give her something
for the pain!

1:25:55
You don't want
natural childbirth?

1:25:57
No!
1:25:59
O.K.
You want Anastasia?

1:26:01
What?
1:26:02
Drugs, yes?
1:26:03
Yes!
1:26:04
Give me a moment.
I'm thinking.

1:26:06
You mean
you don't know?

1:26:08
Kind of.
1:26:09
Think,
you Commie bastard!

1:26:10
Shut up,
you Limey prick!

1:26:12
Sorry.
1:26:13
I can't take
the pressure.

1:26:15
Don't yell at me.
1:26:16
Yes. Yes. It's fine.
1:26:18
Oh...
1:26:20
Valium.
1:26:21
Valium's
no good for her!

1:26:23
No, for me!
1:26:24
No!
1:26:25
I've got it!
1:26:26
Oh, thank God!
1:26:28
Nurse,
call the anesthesiologist.

1:26:30
This woman needs an enema.
1:26:32
An enema?
1:26:33
- Enema?
- Enema?

1:26:34
No. Uh...
she needs a pedicure!

1:26:36
This ain't
no beauty parlor.

1:26:38
Epitaph.
1:26:40
She's not dead,
you moron!

1:26:42
Epidermis?
What is it, Epilady?

1:26:44
Epidural, asshole!
1:26:45
That's right! Yes!
That's what I mean.

1:26:48
Epidural.
Epidural.

1:26:50
I always
get those confused--

1:26:52
enema, pedicure, epidermal.
1:26:54
I should buy myself
a clitoris.

1:26:55
A thesaurus.
1:26:57
You don't know
what a clitoris is.

1:26:59
What are you doing?
Go away from here.


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