:23:32
Where were you?
:23:33
Get your feet off my bed.
:23:35
Your mother said you were here.
:23:37
I was here.
:23:38
I got this idea.
I think you're gonna love it.
:23:40
You know
all those old people...
:23:43
who wait in front
of the supermarket...
:23:44
since they canceled the bus?
:23:45
- Yeah.
- Now they got to take cabs.
:23:48
So we start
our own car service.
:23:50
We use Jerry's car.
It's an instant money-maker.
:23:53
Why?
:23:54
Why what?
:23:56
Tell me why these people...
:23:58
would want to use us
instead of taking a cab.
:24:00
Why? Because those cab drivers
are subhuman scumbags.
:24:04
And we're cheaper,
we're more reliable...
:24:05
we're polite, we're humble.
:24:08
You mean like
a private car service.
:24:11
- Exactly.
- You need a license, Sid.
:24:13
We know all those people
through Betty.
:24:15
You don't need a license
to drop your friends off.
:24:17
That would be like a chauffeur.
:24:19
That's not my style. Forget it.
:24:24
I'm invited for dinner.
:24:25
What else is new?
:24:30
- Wash your hands.
- We did, ma.
:24:32
- What?
- I said we did, ma.
:24:34
OK. Lower your voice.
:24:36
- Wash your hands.
- I did.
:24:38
Did you use soap?
:24:40
To what do we owe this honor?
:24:42
I was in the neighborhood.
:24:44
I didn't hear any alarms
going off.
:24:46
- He's always welcome.
- He's always here.
:24:48
Don't start trouble.
:24:50
- Who are you talkin' to?
- I'm talkin' to my sister.
:24:52
- Watch how you do it.
- No, you watch me how I do it.
:24:55
Maybe you'll learn something
for a change.
:24:58
What are you laughin' at?