:07:00
The guy wears... I know.
He's trying to be original.
:07:04
And the girls have to be young.
:07:06
Don't use your mother like usual.
Yeah, you, too, asshole.
:07:09
(Radio) 'Caller, you're on the air.'
:07:11
(Caller) 'My name's Dewayne.
I got a resolution for the police.'
:07:15
'5-0, you better get down
with the 2K.'
:07:18
- (DJ) '2K, Dewayne? What is that?'
- 'The big 2000.
:07:21
'Out with the old, in with the new.
:07:24
'For the man, no news good news.
:07:26
'Keep it the way it is, but we're
gonna take it and make it new.
:07:30
- 'History's gonna start right here.'
- 'Dewayne...'
:07:33
'I wanna give a shout to, uh...'
:07:35
(DJ) 'You're on the air, Lori.'
'If you read the Bible,
:07:38
'you'd know there won't be
another thousand years.
:07:41
- 'We're in the last days...'
'The last days?
:07:44
'You mean the apocalypse,
the rapture?'
:07:47
'Look at the signs.
There are wars, rumours of wars...'
:07:50
'Just so we know how much time
is left,
:07:53
'when is the rapture supposed to hit?
:07:55
- 'Is it midnight, New Year's Eve?'
- 'That's right.'
:07:58
'Is that midnight LA time
or Eastern Standard Time or what?
:08:03
- 'What time zone is God in?'
- 'I pray for you all.'
:08:20
Ooh, yeah. Oh, yeah!
:08:21
(Lenny) OK. I can use this.
:08:24
It's not bad but honey,
move your eyes slower next time.
:08:28
Much slower, like you're making love
with your eyes, OK?
:08:40
(Man) Let me get this straight.
:08:43
You'll pay me $200 to put on a
hairnet and bang some beautiful babe?
:08:46
I got to think about this.
:08:48
Let's wire you up.
:08:50
I hope this grease on your hair
doesn't screw up the squid receptors.
:08:54
What is all this squid shit, anyway?
:08:57
Superconducting quantum
interference device. Squid.