:02:16
# She's just the girl
:02:18
# She's just the girl, the girl you want
:02:22
# She's just the girl
:02:24
# She's just the girl
:02:27
Listen up, cos I'm only
tellin' you this once.
:02:29
I'm not a bedtime-story lady,
so pay attention.
:02:32
It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
:02:36
A while ago, this humongous comet
came crashin' into the earth.
:02:39
Bam! Total devastation.
End of the world as we know it.
:02:43
No celebrities, no cable TV.
:02:45
No water! It hasn't rained in 11 years.
:02:48
Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside
the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad.
:03:06
That's me, the one in the mask.
No, the other one in the mask!
:03:10
Today's my boyfriend's birthday, so
I'm out shopping for that perfect gift.
:03:14
Whatever I can scrounge up.
:03:28
Uh-oh! Ripper raptors.
:03:33
The Rippers are a demonic army
of bloodthirsty, human-eating,
:03:38
purse-snatchin', mutant creatures.
:03:41
Witness Exhibit A.
:03:44
Euch! You are so dead. They're led
by the infamous Johnny Prophet.
:03:48
They spend most of their time raidin'
the WP. That's short for Water and Power.
:03:53
They control most of the water,
and got all the power.