:59:06
See?
:59:13
God, Evie, if you were
going to turn gay,
:59:16
you'd think you could at least
choose someone who's pretty.
:59:19
I didn't say I was gay.
:59:21
I said I was in love.
:59:22
How come we didn't know
about this before?
:59:24
I mean, you don't seem gay.
:59:27
I think that you're under some kind
of spell or something.
:59:30
I am not.
:59:32
I'm the same person
that I've always been.
:59:34
Underneath it all,
I am the same person.
:59:37
Underneath it all.
:59:40
That's funny.
:59:41
Are you telling Hayjay?
:59:43
No.
:59:45
Do you want us to tell him?
:59:47
No!
:59:48
Well, who can we tell, then?
:59:49
No one.
This is just between us.
:59:51
I really can't believe this.
:59:54
I mean,
this is totally insane.
:59:56
Why do we have to be
:59:59
the only people
with this information?
1:00:01
Well, Evie, how are we
supposed to process this?
1:00:05
In therapy, I guess.
1:00:07
Oh, shit. Are you guys going to go
to the prom together, too?
1:00:10
You know what?
I saw a movie about that.
1:00:13
Two girls went
to the prom together.
1:00:15
It was on cable.
1:00:18
Who cares about the prom?
1:00:20
I don't give a shit about the prom.
1:00:23
You're ruining your life, Evie.
1:00:25
I'm sorry to say,
but I really think that.
1:00:28
I think it's gross, Evie.
1:00:30
- Can I tell my mom?
- No!
1:00:35
Listen, if you guys
can't handle it,
1:00:37
then you can just
dump me right now
1:00:39
and not be
my friends any more.
1:00:41
I'm telling you, though,
I am the same Evie.
1:00:47
If you can't take it,
1:00:49
then you can just get up and leave,
and we'll never have to speak again.