:15:00
- Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.
:15:03
- Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.
:15:05
And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.
:15:09
And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.
:15:12
This is my spot, see,
the bed here.
:15:14
Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.
:15:17
I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.
:15:19
My ship has crash-landed
here by mistake.
:15:22
Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.
:15:25
I need to repair
my turbo boosters.
:15:27
Do you people still use fossil fuel, or
have you discovered crystallic fusion?
:15:30
- Well, let's see. We got double-A's.
:15:33
Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?
:15:34
Don't shoot!
It's okay. Friends.
:15:36
- Do you know these life-forms?
- Yes! They're Andy's toys.
:15:40
All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.
:15:43
I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.
:15:45
Oh, I'm so glad
you're not a dinosaur!
:15:49
Bye, bye. Thank you!
:15:51
Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome!
:15:54
- Say, what's that button do?
- I'll show you.
:15:57
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
- Oh!
:15:59
Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.
:16:02
- Only it's--
- Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
:16:04
Oh, yeah, but not like this.
This is a quality sound system.
:16:08
Probably all
copper wiring, huh?
:16:10
So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
:16:13
Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
:16:18
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
:16:21
I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion...
:16:24
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
:16:28
Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.
:16:30
And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.
:16:33
I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
:16:36
You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.
:16:38
Well, sure. Look at him. He's got more
gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
:16:42
- Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.
:16:45
You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.
:16:48
Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?
:16:50
It's not a laser! It's a-
It's a little light bulb that blinks.
:16:53
- What's with him?
- Laser envy.
:16:55
All right, that's enough!
:16:56
- Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.
- Toy?