:12:04
You're going to make me think
you don't like me.
:12:07
Wouldn't want to do that,
now, would we?
:12:11
I got nothing but love for you, baby.
:12:14
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
:12:18
Welcome to the party, Julius.
:12:20
- Oh, shit!
- It hurts, doesn't it?
:12:23
Pain is an underrated experience
but it happens to be my speciality
:12:27
and like it or not,
you belong to me now.
:12:31
H-hey, bro, why you do that?
It feels kinda...kinda right.
:12:38
Because I need your eyes in the day
and your services at night.
:12:41
But first I need my coffin. Come!
:12:47
Wait! Where you going?
:12:49
What's up?
You ain't gonna be sucking my neck?
:12:53
Why? You're my ghoul now.
I need you to help me find a woman.
:12:56
A woman? You came to the right spot.
Brooklyn's full of hos.
:13:00
I'm not interested in your hos.
I'm looking for a special woman,
:13:03
one of my kind,
the only one like her in the world.
:13:07
As I've come to her, she'll soon
come to me like a moth to a flame.
:13:11
So you're checking for
a vampster bitch?
:13:14
Half vampire
and she's ignorant of it.
:13:17
The other half sleepwalks
in humanity
:13:19
but I can cure that if
I find her before the next full moon.
:13:23
- Here?
- Yes, here. Somewhere in Brooklyn.
:13:32
This night shift is kicking my ass.
How come you never get tired?
:13:37
I've always been
more of a night person myself.
:13:40
This is a good one, listen up now.
:13:43
"Your faith will be tested
as a loved one dances with death.
:13:47
"Beware the dark stranger
:13:50
"and when all's lost,
look to your soul for the answers."
:13:54
- I wouldn't wanna be you this week.
- This is your horoscope, not mine.
:13:59
That's my horoscope? Oh, shit.