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If you close off U,S, borders,
you close off your soul to the future,
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This country will be doomed
to cultural extinction,
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What's going on?
We just lost New York!
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You guys asleep?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my fellow Americans! Welcome.
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- What the hell's happening?
- No!
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To Death TV.
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Death TV,
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- Move back, now!
- Get back, go!
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All you have to do,
sweet viewers, is to ask,
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So, what do you want?
Strangulation? Mutilation?
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Cannibalism? Gunshots? Stabbings?
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I'll slice, dice, julienne,
What about hanging by the testicles?
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Before we begin, a word to the
parents of our younger viewers,
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The following programme
contains scenes of violence,
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It will not be suitable
for small children,
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The rest of you won't be able
to take your eyes off the screen,
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Don't fucking move.
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And now,,,on with the show,
A Death TV special segment,
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- On what floor is the studio on?
- The 38th.
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Our first little contestant comes
from our own City of Angels,
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- At only nine years old,,,
- No! No, no, no!