:08:03
- Are you okay?
- No, he bit me!
:08:07
Jesus!
:08:08
Where did he bite you?
:08:09
You've got a dangerous animal there, lady.
:08:15
I'm suing.
:08:17
You better get hold of a lawyer right away,
because you'll hear from mine!
:08:27
You can talk to me.
:08:30
I'm a lawyer.
:08:37
Sit and stay down!
:08:41
Did he bite you?
:08:44
If he did, you really need to see a doctor.
:08:46
Since you're on foot,
I'll drive you to the emergency room.
:08:51
Why don't I take you to my own doctor?
:08:54
I got my own doctor.
:08:58
All right.
:09:00
I've heard enough, Flopsy.
:09:02
Who's Flopsy?
:09:04
A flopsy, Brett, is a con man
who does things like...
:09:07
...pretending to get hit by cars...
:09:10
...or intentionally provoking dogs
pretending to get bitten.
:09:14
He threatens to sue people
or have their pets destroyed...
:09:18
...if they don't pay him money.
:09:21
I've prosecuted plenty of these guys.
:09:23
Then I'll see you in court.
:09:26
Call Sheriff Bragg.
:09:27
Tell him you're my son. He'll take the call.
:09:29
Tell him we got a problem
and to send a deputy right away.
:09:36
Well, Flopsy,
it's been really nice knowing you.
:09:38
I guess I'll visit you in the slammer.
:09:44
Stay!
:09:45
My advice is to turn around
and walk away without saying a word...
:09:49
...and without looking back.
:09:52
You ain't heard the last of this.
:09:54
I think I have.
:09:56
Don't think of it as a total loss.
:09:59
You learned a valuable lesson.