Beautiful Thing
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:30:02
Anyone see University Challenge
last week?

:30:07
Me neither.
:30:09
Tony, crack me open another one.
:30:15
I fancy somin' wet dribbling down the back o'me gullet.
Whaddya say?

:30:21
I say ditto, right.
:30:24
You can say whatever you want, love.
Better in than out, d'you know what I mean?

:30:28
-Oh, shut up!
-Oi! Manners!

:30:30
-Me mother never taught me none.
-He makes me die, he does.

:30:34
That is the intention.
:30:36
Oh! I bet you don't speak like that
to your ole man, eh, Ste?

:30:38
I don't speak. Full stop.
:30:40
Oh, no offence, Ste.
D'you know what I mean?

:30:42
-Mum!
-I gotta get in.

:30:45
-You do that, Ste.
-Going boxing with me dad later.

:30:48
What, can't enough of it, eh, Ste?
:30:54
Nah. Spectating.
:30:57
Weren't so funny when that bloke o'yours
beat you up, was it?

:31:09
Oh, you're so clever,
aren't you?

:31:12
Well, just remember, you,
I give you them brains, so think on.

:31:14
I always thought
you'd had a lobotomy.

:31:15
-What did he say?
-Explain it to her, Tony!

:31:18
-Lobotomy? It's when you split your...
-Yes!I know what it means, Tony!

:31:23
I work all the hours God sends
just to keep you in insults.

:31:28
If this was my pub
I'd have you barred.

:31:30
Well, go on then. Bar me, kick me out.
You wouldn't dare!

:31:33
Oh, look at you.
Butter wouldn't melt.

:31:37
But that's all right, Jamie.
I've got your number.

:31:39
You got my number?
Well, I've got yours, Sandra.

:31:41
So why don't you try and be
a bit more like a mother to me?

:31:43
Oh, pull that one on me.
:31:44
I'm a terrible mother
who don't know her arse from her elbow.

:31:47
I never has a mother so
what do I know about bringing up kids?

:31:49
I'm not surprised she abandoned you!
:31:51
You skinny little bastard.

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